if you want to learn the truth behind Bloody Mary, here is what i think. Many of you might not beleive it, but this is what I beleive. I hope you like it! :)

Boy meets girls, boy loves girl, boy loses girl and after many year boy finds girl again.

You’d think headlines like that would have provoked the fine citizens of the Windy City to take up arms against us bloodsucking fiends. Instead, ten months later, we’re enjoying a celebrity status reserved for the Hollywood elite—fending off paparazzi only slightly less dangerous than cross and stake-wielding slayers. Don’t get me wrong, Joe Public isn’t exactly thrilled to be living side-by-side with the undead, but at least they haven’t stormed the castle yet. But all that will change once

Found some funny poems, wanted toe share! Hope you enjoy:)

A young Irish lass finds herself in constant trouble.

This is the second, less traumatic version of the story. The back story to Tri-Colored Pastries we could call it. Or maybe even the preface. I'll leave that up to you.

RUFUS THE P.I. HAS A PROBLEM COLLECTING HIS FEE WHEN HIS CLIENT IS KILLED

“Okay. Your next assignment is actually with partners.” A small cheer erupted throughout the class as most students looked over to their best friends. Exchanging knowing looks. “Well don’t get to excite im going to be picking your partners.” Mrs.garcia smirks and laughs as the class groans. I scribble in my notebook the rubric and the rules Mrs.garcia rambles. My inner demon laughs as she hears we have to work with partners. Hah. You work horrible with people. “And to ensure you people don’t